Harbhajan Singh

He said: "It's a great feeling to be back getting wickets. I really enjoyed it."

We say: If you removed the word 'back', this quote would be perfect.

He said: "If we survive the first session without losing too many wickets then we can go for the chase."

We say: If it does not rain then I will not get wet. Thank you, Obvious Singh.

He said (after slapping Sreesanth): "I don't like losing. When you lose, you don't feel happy."

We say: Maybe Hitler started off this way too.

He said: "I am not sure if such simulated training is going to be a help. You mean to say if we tour Australia we need to have a beer-can in our hands all the time?"

We say: Ouch! And they say the Aussies invented sledging.

He said: "I am working with Ian Frazer and trying single wicket bowling and other new things to become a better cricketer."

We say: Single wicket bowling. The answer to life, the universe and everything.

He said: "They are playing at their home, so pressure will be on them. Because whenever a team visits India then we try hard to win."

We say: A. The two sentences aren't connected. B. You don't try hard to win outside India? Well, that explains it.