Ian Botham : "The wife's fine , the kids are retarded."
Neil Johnson : "The team that doesn't win will find itself on the losing side."
Greg Thomas (to Viv Richards, after beating him twice): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."
Viv Richards (after hitting the next ball for a six): "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."
Merv Hughes (to Smith, after beating him): "You can't bat, mate."
Smith (to Hughes, after hitting the next ball for a four): "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't bat and you can't bowl."
Shane Warne (to Daryll Cullinan): "I've waited two years for the chance to humiliate you."
Daryll Cullinan (to Shane Warne): "Looks like you spent it eating."
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